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Type of bind: Paperback
Dewey Decimal Number: 307
EAN num: 9780312310844
ISBN number: 0312310846
Label: St. Martin's Griffin
Manufacturer: St. Martin's Griffin
Quantity: 1
Page Count: 288
Printing Date: May 01, 2003
Publishing house: St. Martin's Griffin
Sale Popularity Level: 12321
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Congratulations, man! By picking up The Complete A**hole’s Guide to Handling Chicks, you are just pages away from finally understanding:
- How a five-dollar date can get you laid
- How to stop being friends with girls and start getting them in the sack
- Where you’ll have the best odds of finding a one-night stand, and how to get rid of the chick the subsequent morning
- How to trick a woman into thinking you’re classy, even if you have holes in your underwear
- Why fat chicks always try to keep you from banging their hot friends, and how to finally stop these evil creatures
- How to stop your wife from nagging you into an early grave
- Why it’s possible to watch six hours of football, put the moves on your neighbor’s hot daughter, and leave the toilet seat up in the same day
- And much more
The Complete A**hole’s Guide isn’t like all the other candy-ass relationship books on the market; it doesn’t cover issues like romance, love, and finding Miss Right. So, if that’s what you’re looking for, there are plenty of other books you can hide under your skirt as you skip out of the store. This book is about controlling the women in your life, and never having to say you’re sorry . . . EVER AGAIN!
We’ll take you from the day you’re born to the day you die and show you how women can be manipulated, frustrated, and ultimately dominated throughout the course of a man’s life. By illustrating the insanity of the female mind, we’ll show you why the flawed chick psyche causes them to continuously fall for the a**hole, no matter how many times they get burned.
If you’re not interested, that’s fine. We’re sure there are ballet classes you need to attend before your wine and cheese party. However, if you are ready, then grab a six-pack, order a pizza, and get your hand out of your pants because you’re about to read the most perverse, sadistic, and hysterical relationship book ever written. Enjoy!
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This is one of the best books I have ever read. It was something I read in high school over 5 years ago and when I lost it in a move I had to buy more because. Great buy!!!
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This is a book that will make feminists' faces turn blue with anger. It's incredibly NOT politically correct. Very much in the Tucker Max school of humor, which means it's also incredibly funny. Don't take it seriously but if you like your humour rough and ribald, this one's for you. Recommended.
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This book is luke warm reading at best. The guys who wrote it are probably complete losers. I expected to read the book and be laughing the whole time, usually it put me to sleep. Look for something else to read besides this nonsense.
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This is hilarious satire. Fat chicks as "evil monsters," watching football for six hours straight, tricking women, manipulating them. This is like "The Rules" for men, only it's actually supposed to be funny.
Dear God, I hope so anyway.
Unfortunately, I'm sure there are many, many sex-starved idiots who take this book seriously. May they find the shallow, empty, needy woman of their dreams and have many ugly, whiny children.
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Short version: Read The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists instead. Even reading an internet chat room would be better than this drivel.
This is not a book about 'how to' do anything. This is sophomoric stand-up comedy that fails to amuse, inform, or even seem to be attempting either. There is no useful advice in this book, but if you squint real hard, you can see the partially-remembered remains of recycled Andrew Dice Clay drivel mixed into the filler.
This book, however, isn't even good enough to be offensive. A Maxim reader would be insulted by this book.
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