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Author name: Daniel Kurtzman

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Type of bind: Paperback
Dewey Decimal Number: 320.520973
EAN num: 9781402208805
ISBN number: 1402208804
Label: Hysteria Publications
Manufacturer: Hysteria Publications
Quantity: 1
Page Count: 177
Printing Date: June 21, 2007
Publishing house: Hysteria Publications
Sale Popularity Level: 10064
Studio: Hysteria Publications




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Partisan warfare has never been so much fun.



How to Win a Fight With a Conservative is the ultimate survival guide to arguing politics, filled with all the cunning strategies, damning facts, and merciless ridicule liberals need to give their conservative 'friends, neighbors and countrymen' the verbal smackdown of a lifetime.



With the presidential election approaching, this irreverent yet practical guide is essential reading for unpracticed neophytes and seasoned politicos alike—the perfect primer for anyone who's ever fantasized about smacking sense into a misguided right-wing adversary.



Includes:



...and much, much more!



This roadmap to sucess will help you size up, knock down, and win over your conservative rivals—without making yourself the target of the local militia.



PRAISE FOR DANIEL KURTZMAN



'You should pick up this book before your subsequent dinner party.'
Gayle King, editor-at-large of O, The Oprah Magazine and host of 'The Gayle King Show' on Oprah and Friends

'Daniel Kurtzman doesn't have a political axe to grind. He has two axes to grind. And he does it with the sharpest wit seen in these bipartisan parts for quite some time. Crisscrossing the aisle with wicked glee; no matter which book you finish first, you'll immediately want to run out and get the other one to discover what he said about your side. Just remember to wear a disguise.'
Will Durst, political satirist and author of The All-American Sport of Bipartisan Bashing

'No one knows political satire like Daniel Kurtzman.'
Andy Borowitz, creator of The Borowitz Report and author of The Republican Playbook

'When the folks over at JibJab are looking for a fair and balanced laugh, Daniel Kurtzman's our guy. His How to Win a Fight with a Liberal / Conservative will have you in stitches regardless of your political affiliation!'
Gregg Spiridellis, co-founder of JibJab.com







Customer Reviews
User popularity level:  out of 5 stars

Rated by buyers 5 out of 5 stars - Laugh Attack
A good laugh is an excellent antidote to these times of strife in this post-9/11 world. I'd rather find a reason to laugh than to feel disgusted and enraged in re the current administration.

The contrasting light and trenchant humour is very effective and readers will undoubtedly come away with some new insights. I loved the categories of conservatives and the Hall of Shame was just too funny! While I readily admit that I am no fan of Bush (called the Commander in Thief by the local democrats, which is one of the gentler sobriquets he has earned), I enjoy good, political humor. In fairness, I enjoyed the book about winning fights with liberals. In short, I like political humor.




Rated by buyers 1 out of 5 stars - A book for the deluded
I don't need a book to win against a liberal. I was brought up with common sense and intelligence.



Rated by buyers 5 out of 5 stars - A Really Humorous Book, Just Don't Take it Too Seriously
A friend gave me this book for Christmas this year because she knew how much I enjoyed ranting about politics. While it is not truly a self-help book, and I doubt anyone will win a fight with a conservative by following its directions, it is an enjoyable little diversion that made me laugh. Daniel Kurtzman is a good satirist and his jabs are hilarious. For instance, he divides the conservative movement into several cleverly named segments:
(1) Rapturfarians--Christian fundamentalists.
(2) Enron-omists--über capitalists.
(3) Big Brethren--militant authoritarians.
(4) Gunfederates--people with confederate flags and gun racks in their pickup trucks.
(5) Spongebob-ophobes--militant anti-gay activists.
(6) Crusadomasochists--imperialistic neoconservatives.
Clever names to be sure, but the descriptions are just as humorous. The rest of the book is just as much fun. I should mention that Daniel Kurtzman is an equal opportunity satirist; he also published in 2007 another guide, "How to Win a Fight with a Liberal," that takes aim at those on the left. It is just as humorous.



Rated by buyers 4 out of 5 stars - A fun, quick read
This is a really funny, enjoyable book. It has lots of great quizzes, lists, and do's and don'ts that make it easy to jump into at any point. And I loved all the quotes from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. Great stuff!




Rated by buyers 5 out of 5 stars - Entertaining and surprisingly insightful
I picked up a copy of this book before taking a flight home for Thanksgiving. I come from an ultra-conservative family, and figured I could use a little ammunition just in case things turned ugly at the dinner table, like they usually do. I found some surprisingly useful tips, especially the chapter on how to detect logical fallacies. But most of all, the book made me laugh. My favorite parts were the dueling Liberal and Conservative Manifestos ("Conservatives believe in beautiful Hummers befouling spacious skies, amber waves of abstinent teens, and crowning thy good with estate tax cuts"). I'm planning to give out copies to a few friends whose families are even crazier than mine.

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